By the time the Friday after Thanksgiving rolls around, we’re going to need a few drinks to forget we ever had an extended family in the first place. Wayne’s Inn has 16 beers on tap, along with readily available Jager Bombs and Boilermakers to get us properly tanked. DJ House Arrest spins every Friday. And for the record: We dropped out of art school because we found the classes arbitrary and the students pretentious, not because we’re useless bums. You got that, Aunt Jennie?

[Wayne’s Inn, open nightly, no cover, 1902 E. Main, Puyallup, 253.848.3466]