The back lounge at Infernos Brick Over Pizza is the perfect place to spend all of Saturday and Sunday, engrossed in college and pro football on five TVs, sitting in a booth where you look increasingly like Jabba the Hutt. The gourmet pizzas are that good.

Or you can come after a shift with only an hour left until closing and still tie one on, because the phenomenal staff wastes no time in bringing you exactly what you want the instant you need it. The only way to survive these skilled overservers is to order one of its pizzas, which will both satisfy your hunger and prolong your ability to drink without falling over.

They also serve cheesecakes from The Cheesecake Factory, fatty.

Anyway, if you decide to make a date night out of it, choose Saturday night. Any 12-inch classic or gourmet pizza and any appetizer will only cost you $20. You can spend the savings on pull-tabs.

[Infernos Brick Oven Pizza, 8825 Tallon Lane NE, Lacey, 360.923.4722]