Experts agree the only thing better than drinking discounted Alaskan beer at Tacoma's Varsity Grill is drinking discounted beer at Tacoma's Varsity Grill while simultaneously taking part in a bowling competition using frozen turkeys instead of bowling balls. It's true. Google it. Or, even better, test the experts' opinion yourself from 6-8 p.m. Tuesday when Varsity Grill hosts its Alaskan Turkey Bowl. All of the above will be available. The top turkey bowler will take home a free Thanksgiving turkey, presumably not the same one they bowled with, but you never know. ... What does it matter at that point?

PREDICTIONS: If PETA has issues with killing turkeys to eat on Thanksgiving, wait until Pamela Anderson hears about turkey bowling in Tacoma. Things could get ugly.

Alaskan Turkey Bowl

Tuesday, Nov. 23, 6-8 p.m., no cover
Varsity Grill
1114 Broadway, Tacoma
253.627.1229