Fuck yeah, brutha! Goddamn Motley Crue and Poison (and New York Dolls!) are headed to the T-Dome Friday. Honestly, we haven't been more excited since that time we OD'd with the syringe still in our arm, like cool-ass Nikki Sixx! We haven't been so stoked since that time we got drunk and accidentally killed the drummer for Hanoi Rocks, like cool-ass Vince Neil! Hell, we haven't been so excited since that time we were in the rap metal band Methods of Mayhem, or that time we gave Pamela Anderson Hepatitis C, like cool-ass Tommy Lee! It's gonna be a rager, bro!

Motley Crue, Poison, The New York Dolls

Friday, Aug. 12, 7 p.m., $25-$95 at Ticketmaster
Tacoma Dome, 2727 E. D St., Tacoma
253.272.3663